What? Huh? *peers around, blurry eyed* Oh, that’s right, Sunday RP, like I promised yesterday before I went to the wedding. The wedding with the open bar… that glorious, beautiful open bar where Jack Daniels waterfalls flow into rivers of Coca-cola, whispering to Dueg. Telling him that it’s ok, one more drink will help him dance better. See that disapproving look from Mrs Dueg? It won’t look so disapproving through blurred vision. Oh yes, it was quite a night… at least I think it was quite a night.
Point being that I am in no condition to be writing RP. I’m hardly in any condition to be writing RP. Plus I have to go to a birthday party for Mr.s Dueg’s sister and swing by my brother’s house to drop off my sister-in-law’s birthday present. Busy day for Dueg. Anyways, I’m going to try my absolute best to get an RP post this week in order to make up for the missing one this weekend. Again, I apologize and trust me when I say that I’ve learned my lesson and will not be drinking the devil’s water again… says the filthy liar.