I’m bored at work, so you all get to read bad poetry about all my twitter friends. *Puts on a black turtleneck* Here we go:
Ambrosyne with hair of fire,
Has failpriests that help to mire,
Her guild, they crush it’s spirit,
Then the interwebs get to hear it.
Klinderas with a wolf of grey,
Has figured Dueg’s dastardly way,
He told the world but it’s ok,
Cause Dueg will make him pay.
Jezriyah’s all about RP,
Lore and nerds make her squee,
But for them she’ll never fall,
Cause she only has eyes for Thrall.
Arrens likes to laugh and rot,
And count the fingers he’s still got,
Just don’t ask him where he’s from,
Or on your head he’ll likely nom.
Anea’s tentacles are so cute,
Makes me want to give her loot,
“But I’m Alliance” is what she said,
So I tied her to the tracks instead.
Grimtorn is a cow of doom,
Better give her lots of room,
Else she’ll stomp all over you,
While screaming out a mighty “MOO!”