Warning: The following post is going to have offensive language, if that offends you, then the adjective is accurate.
I have a secret, a dirty little secret that till now I have yet to reveal to the blogosphere. I, Dueg, have a filthy fucking mouth. I like to curse, some people call it a crutch, but nothing makes me feel better or relieves stress like a good, loud, muscle clenching “FUCK” yelled out when you wipe or someone ganks you. I won’t go into the psychology of it, but needless to say, yes, I am a fucking fan of cursing. That aside, I’m also not a fan of cursing in a public or professional setting and definitely not around children. I feel that this is rude and I just think of the uncomfortable situation that’s created when an eight year old asks their mother what “shit” means.
It’s not just cursing either, I can say the most vile things without using a traditional curse word, have no doubt. The funny thing is, the only people who usually hear me say those sort of things are my closest friends (who, trust me, usually have no problem saying the same sort of things back to me). Since I’ve moved to Long Island relatively recently, I have yet to really connect with anyone around here to the point where I’m regularly telling them where to shove their opinions (hint: not a comfortable area), or pondering why their mother is so promiscuous and/or just can’t shake those extra 500 or so pounds. So I usually get my fix of eff bombs on WoW.
I’ll give you a few examples, these all involve Scrat since he’s my best friend/sidekick (HEY BUDDY!), but he’s not the only one I talk to like this. They’re not exactly melt your eyeballs filthy convos, but they are pretty rude, so I won’t post the pics directly on the page, if you’re interested you can view them here and here and you can see Scrat giving as good as he gets here. I don’t know why I say these things to him, the guy is seriously my best friend (he’s already agreed to be my best man at my wedding), I just do, my fingers type of their own accord!
So now I ask you, gentle jerkwads, how are you when you’re in game? Are you the most polite guild member, always please and thank you? Or do you offer people a cock sandwich regularly, and suggest a somewhat multi-species family tree? Are you like me and polite in general except with your friends, at which point you turn into a dying sailor who has a curse word quota to get into heaven? Perhaps you’re completely different in real life, always polite and demure until you log in, at which point you could make George Carlin roll over in embarrassment at some of the things you say? Drop me a fucking comment and lemme fucking know!